But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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