1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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