she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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