I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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