I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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