Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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