You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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