Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Be still, my beating vagina.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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