that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
NoShamevember. You game?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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