She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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