Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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