You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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