what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
