Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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