i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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