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no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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