If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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