He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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