The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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