Fuck appropriateness.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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