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super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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