Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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