She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
