So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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