Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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