it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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