hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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