I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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