found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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