You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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