I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.