It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him