we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame