last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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