maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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