She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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