we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
So. Much. Porn.
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