can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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