On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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