just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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