Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
