there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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