u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm both gender and math confused
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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