Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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