worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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