I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There's always time for handjobs
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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