i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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