I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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