Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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