North Korea, Best Korea!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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