Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Come share oat with me in your robe
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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