Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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