Dual....:-)
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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