She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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