when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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