I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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