chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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