I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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